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Getting Enough sleep
I have a hard time getting enough sleep. I sleep 4-5 hrs a night. Last night I got 7, but I stayed home and did nothing today.
What do you do to make sure you get a good night sleep, so that you are ready for the next day? How do you relax before bed and empty your head so you can fall into a deep sleep?
I go to bed at 1-2am and get up at 6 am. I know I need to force myself to go to bed earlier.
I am sure I am not the only one who does this. We need your help.
Talking Dog
in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He
rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the
backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and
they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services ... the
United States Marines ... you know one of their nicknames is "The Devil Dogs".
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting
in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would
be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
wasn't getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down. I retired from the
Corps (8 dog years is 56 Corps years) and signed up for a job at the airport
to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff. He was in the Air
Force!"
I ran over a base ball bat because I'm cool like that
This is TOO funny type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.
Pick the month you were born:
January..... I kicked
February... I loved
March....... I karate chopped
April......... I licked
May.......... I jumped on
June......... I smelled
July.......... I did the Macarena With
August...... I had lunch with
September. I danced with
October..... I sang to
No vember. I yelled at
December.. I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1............. A birdbath
2............. A monster
3............. A phone
4............. A fork
5............. A snowman
6............. A gangster
7............. My cell phone
8............. My dog
9............. My best friends' boyfriend
10............ My neighbor
11............ My science teacher
12............ A banana
13............ A fireman
14............ A stuffed animal
15............ A goat
16............ A pickle
17............ Your mom
18............ A spoon
19............ A Smurf
20............ A baseball bat
21............ A ninja
22............ Chuck Norris
23............ A noodle
24............ A squirrel
25............ A football player
26............ My sister
27............ My brother
28............ An iPod
29............ A surfer
30............ A llama
31............ A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White...... Because I'm cool like that
Black....... Because that's how I roll.
Pink......... Because I'm NOT crazy.
Red......... Because the voices told me to.
Blue......... Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green...... Because I think I need some serious help.
Purple..... Because I'm AWESOME!
Gray..... ... Because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow..... Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange.... Because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown..... Because I can.
Other....... Because I'm a Ninja!
None....... Because I can't control myself.
Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to your friends. Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you! I can't wait to see what you get stuck with!
Rosamond
A quiet sleepy town that I love to call home. I moved here in 99. I sold Rainbow vacuums when I first got here. Rosmond had an Albertsons, Taco Bell, McDonalds, Fosters and Chucks Pizza. There wasn't much else here that I recall.
Now, we are growing up. We now have a Dominos, Subway, a coffee drive thru, Crazy Ottos, Auto Zone, Toms is about to open, Jack in the Box, ect. We also have 6 new housing tracks with a couple more in the talks.
It is still a small town, but close to all the Lancaster and Palmdale has to offer. We have everything over in Palmdale. And it is 20 minutes from here. You don't even hit traffic until you get off on 10th St W around the mall. Yes, we have a mall.
If anyone would like more infor on the town, the history or housing, please comment. I look forward to hearing from you.
Turkey
Okay,
I am going to take a break from this and Real estate talk . I am going to go cook a turkey right now.
Looking for ideas on cooking it? Any suggestions?
How do you handle stress
Right now I have a big headache, maybe too many hours on here. Haha JK
How do you handle stress?
We all have alot of stress in our lifes, with family needs, businees, friends,clients, home needs, our own needs, traffic, cars, health, ect.... How do you get perspective back and not let stress just completely run your life?
I am still learning to do this. I step back and try to prioritize what I have to do or worry about and get those done. However, I have been known in the past to do all the little stuff and procrastinate on the big and then stress out about it.
What are great stress relievers for you who have families and stringent time requirements? I really would love to hear. Thank you
Keeping positive no matter what
If you have read any of my posts, you know my life has alot of ups and downs, but one thing I have learned is that you have to keep getting back up after life knocks you down. Try to fall forward when you fall. It takes too much of your energy to be pissed off and be negative. Being positive generates positive things to happen in your life. Negitivity breeds hopelessness and despear. Don't get me wrong I have a great wife, family, friends (including you all) good paying job I don't like much anymore ( but I love my customers), and a fantastic career that I am trying to build. My family is fully behind me supporting what I do.
Remember, "If it's to be , it's up to me", "I control my attitude", "Put on your overalls and go to work"," Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get." "When life gives you lemons, make lemonaide",ect....
I was working on a positive thinking book a few years back. I will have to find it and maybe post more positive thoughts.
Keep positive and you'll be GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!! i BELIEVE IN YOU!. Peace
Please Pray for my wife and family.
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